Return To Warp Zone!

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Welcome back. You're about to embark upon another 4+ hour psychedelic mix, concocted by Nmesh (wait, are we seriously doing this again?), full of retro video game / PC music, chock full of old game soundtracks, commercial bits, SFX, PSA's, and completely warped edits. It’s been exactly 11 years since our last adventure. That may not have as nice of a ring to it as “10 years”, but the curator of this pixelated hellscape had honestly planned on putting it out last year (things happen). Nevertheless, no one has heard from that knock-off "Irate Gamer" since, and that’s all because of you, the listener. Give yourself a pat on the back.



But wait... We're getting a distress signal. 🚨 Something’s afoot, and it seems you’re being pulled back into action. It might be ninjas, or something much, much worse. If you can devote four+ hours of your precious retirement, there’s a chance we can save humanity once more from this unknown terror that lurks about, threatening this once proper country.



Tiny Mix Tapes will be rooting for you from a farm upstate, so I'm told. It’s time for you to prove you’re still a bad enough dude to do what’s right. Grab some quarters, an ice-cold Pepsi and some gabagool for the long road ahead. And don’t forget to bust out that jammy pack for old time's sake. This is the 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗣 𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘! 🕹️



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𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐓𝐕 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑:





𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐒: a lot of you all are already asking about them, unsurprisingly - we're working on it! - there's plans to do a box set of RTWZ as well as a reissue of the OG warp zone, through two different labels - more on that soon enough - for now, try not to worry about plastic goods, and enjoy the mix - happy holidays, friends. —alex



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"𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱… 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸." — 𝗔𝗩𝗚𝗡



"𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘫𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴' 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦." — 𝗚𝗲𝘅



"𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯." — 𝗧𝗶𝗺 "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗻" 𝗧𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗼𝗿



"𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘢" — 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲



💥 𝗧𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗔𝗪𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗢 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦! 💥



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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄! 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐗:





𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄! 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐌𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐄:





𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄! 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐓𝐕 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑:





𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄! 𝐓-𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐒: